SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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Recently I have heard mention of reparations for the slave owners. At first I thought the notion was stupid and was appalled by it, but then I heard the full argument. Now I’m not sure what I think because I'm still a bit stunned by the fact that there was some sense involved.
The argument goes: The biggest, strongest black athletes are those in the United States, not anywhere else. And it is supposedly because of selective breeding programs on the plantations. Only the biggest and strongest were allowed to breed. The strong were needed for labor and the "sissy boys" were sent to work in the house.
Therefore - the descendents of plantation owners are due a cut of the multi-million dollar sports contracts of black athletes.
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locked up
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Why do you ask?
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SwampFox
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Video: Afro Ninja
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SwampFox
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The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind.
A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed that the pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind
The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini" - Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.
The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said that they noticed that he blessed man kind and woman kind, and asked if he could also bless gay people. The Pope said, "Sure".
The next day, the Pope concluded his sermon with, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."
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SwampFox
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SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My vieja gets mad and I don’t even know water problem is!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, theres not mushroom.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My vieja wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself .
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE
Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told him, orale loco liver alone, cheese mine.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn’t wafer me!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
I told you if you didn’t know how to do it, I could tissue.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn’t cashew!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
Hey vato, I’m going to eat Paco’s food, tell me if juicy him!
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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I think I've got a solution to the illegal immigration problem and the slavery reperations problem.
I propose that each black in america that can prove that they descended from slaves be given two illegal immigrants.
They can do with the illegals as they want, be it kitchen help, tending the garden or renting out to local industry. Or perhaps selling them to their more industrious brothers for crack.
However, after 200 years of selective breeding they are not entitled to a portion of the illegals pro-sports pay.
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SwampFox
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Our national lawn ornament.
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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QUESTION:
Three families live in the same 3 story condo building. On the first floor a Mexican family lives with their 5 kids. On the second floor lives a white family with their 2 kids, on the third floor lives a black family with 4 kids. One day, around 10 o’clock in the morning, there is a giant earthquake that levels the building and only one family survives which one?
ANSWER:
The white family, because the parents were at work and the kids were at school.
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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What is the differance between a Jew and a Pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.
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SwampFox
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Loose yur racial guilt...
Guilt Away Gardens
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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I'm not sure what this means...
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Ozark
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That's Obama's new Secretary of Defense, hence the AK-47.
Nice seashells.
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SwampFox
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