SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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In South Los Angeles, a 4 plex was destroyed by a fire.
A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor,and all six died in the fire.
An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country from Kenya,
lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire.
Six LA, Hispanic, Gang Banger, ex-cons,
lived on the 3rd floor and they too, died.
A lone, white couple lived on the top floor.
The couple survived the fire,
Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew into LA, met with the fire chief, on camera. They loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Black Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and only the white couple lived..?
The fire chief said, "They were at work."
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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Two black guys are at a bar talking, one says to the other, " you ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?"
The second black guy says,"yeah, all the time."
The other says, "why is that?"
The second says, "I think it's the pepper spray."
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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Paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise building on fire.
Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help--and notices people trapped five stories up. Paddy yells to the people: 'I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick, the Irish Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I'll catch you!"
One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her. Then a man sees that Paddy catches the women and jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him
also. Then a negro jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.
Paddy looks up and yells, "Don't be throwin' the fookin' burnt ones!"
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Bubba
strangesly aroused
Reged: 12/14/05
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Loc: Lemmingstan
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God Bless our Troops!
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Hi Son, where are you? I thought that you were with your father at Home Depot"
"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"
"What happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."
"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"
"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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Racist KFC Commercial
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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Mohammed entered his classroom.
"What is your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammed".... answered the kid.
"We are in Alberta and there is no "Mohammed". From now on your name will be "BRUCE"." replied the teacher.
In the evening, Mohammed returned home.
"How was your day, Mohammed?" asked his mother.
"My name is not 'Mohammed'. I am an Albertan now and my name is 'Bruce'."
"Ah, are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to disown your parents? Your heritage, your religion? Shame on you." and she beat him.
Then she called his father and he beat him savagely too..
The next day Mohammed returned to school. When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked:
"What happened to you little Bruce?"
"Well, Miss you wouldn't believe it. Just two hours after becoming an Albertan, I was attacked by two flippin’ Arabs....."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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Helping Haiti...
We are distraught over the recent earthquake that hit
Haiti causing the estimated deaths of up to 200,000 Haitians. We are asking the US government to donate 200,000 Negroes to replace them as quickly as possible with an additional 50,000 on standby for immediate exportation. Then and only then can we guarantee that Haiti will continue to be the poorest nation in the western hemisphere.
Please urge your city to donate and donate early as the need is real and the need is now!
Thank you,
American Negro Replacement Foundation: Creating poverty around the world for 200 years.
3225 W. 54th
Washington , DC 55679
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Ozark
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Posts: 4012
Loc: out in the woods
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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I took my Biology exam last Friday.
I was asked to name something commonly found in cells.
Apparently, "African-Americans" is not the correct answer.
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Burrhead
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 3075
Loc: Just north of Bugtussle
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"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward to the altar," the reverend says. Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "What is your name and what do you want me to pray about for you?" Leroy replies: "Preacher, my name is Leroy and I need you to pray for my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and places his other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy. After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday..."
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Somebody has to walk the point.
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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Not quite sure what to do with this...
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Ozark
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Posts: 4012
Loc: out in the woods
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It's really not nice of me to make fun of this, and like Larry the Cable Guy I'll say "I'm sorry for that, Lord", but -
Bwaaaahaaaahaaaaaa!
Muslim Woman Strangled by Burkha
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