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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: 67Firebird]
      #172072 - 01/01/09 05:32 PM

It's my job.

It's what I do.

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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #172124 - 01/02/09 07:01 PM

Video- Freestlye Rap Battle: Translated

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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #172129 - 01/02/09 08:38 PM


By rule , this must be removed by Jan 20.

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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: Bubba]
      #172145 - 01/02/09 10:26 PM

I ain't skeert.

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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #172165 - 01/03/09 04:54 PM



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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #172214 - 01/04/09 09:52 AM

Same rule.

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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: Bubba]
      #172357 - 01/06/09 06:35 AM

What's the rule on this one...



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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #172481 - 01/06/09 07:57 PM

I just swallowed my chew...

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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: Bubba]
      #172522 - 01/07/09 03:14 AM

NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #172549 - 01/07/09 09:09 AM

Playboy Magazine just offered Sarah Palin $1 Million to pose nude in the March issue...

Michelle Obama got the same offer from National Geographic...


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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: Ozark]
      #172778 - 01/09/09 04:13 AM



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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #172956 - 01/11/09 12:43 AM



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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #172957 - 01/11/09 12:51 AM



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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #172958 - 01/11/09 12:56 AM



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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #172990 - 01/11/09 02:06 PM

Google "Sparkling Wiggles",then clickon the little 3 year old girl......damn!

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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: Bubba]
      #172998 - 01/11/09 05:01 PM

Maybe it's a blonde thing.

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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #173005 - 01/11/09 06:20 PM



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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #173007 - 01/11/09 06:23 PM



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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #173021 - 01/11/09 07:16 PM

An Indonesian passenger ferry sank in a storm Sunday with around 250 passengers and 17 crew onboard after being battered by seven-foot waves, officials said.

Because of this tragedy, there will be no "technical service" for most major American technology corporations for the next several months.

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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #173216 - 01/13/09 05:52 AM

Video: Japanese/Korean Louis Armstrong in black face

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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #173908 - 01/21/09 04:24 AM



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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #174789 - 01/29/09 04:40 AM



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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #174844 - 01/29/09 01:31 PM



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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #174890 - 01/30/09 03:44 AM

So what happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup??? It depends on to whom it happens, apparently.

The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.

The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, The Chinese and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli why he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.

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Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone [Re: SwampFox]
      #174891 - 01/30/09 03:47 AM

An Englishman, a Jew and an Arab were in the train.

A fly lands on the Englsihman's shoulder.

"Get off you filthy insect!" said he as he brushed the fly away.

The fly land on the Arabs shoulder.

He catches it and eats it.

A few minutes later, another fly lands on the Jew's shoulder.

He catches it, and says to the Arab "You want to buy a fly?"

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