Burrhead
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Bubba - I knew that deep down, even as much as you groan about the jokes, you really DO love this thread.  
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Mel
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Burrhead said:
Bubba - I knew that deep down, even as much as you groan about the jokes, you really DO love this thread.
It gets him strangely aroused.  
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SwampFox
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Well then...
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Bubba
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Oh , booooooooo.... 
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SwampFox
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Burrhead
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Hey Bubba - What say you?
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foots
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ninja bear.
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SwampFox
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Bubba
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I got this one , boys,,, 
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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Burrhead
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SwampFox
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Bubba
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Come on , Mannnnnn
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Mel
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Quote:
Bubba said:
Come on , Mannnnnn
You mean that didn't strangely arouse you? 
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SwampFox
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So this dog is headed home from work and sees a sign: Dog Show Today! He walks in and enters himself. Low and behold he wins first prize, which is a nice ribbon and some money.
He heads for home, but is deflected into his favorite bar, where he buys his friends some drinks, they buy him some, and a few hours later he arrives home to his wife and pups.
She says "You're drunk. Where have you been?"
He tells her the story, and she asks, "Where is the ribbon?"
"Oh my god, I left it at the bar and I'm too drunk to go back and get it. Send Pup."
So Pup goes into the bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?"
The pup says,"Pap's blue ribbon."
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Edited by SwampFox (11/04/12 02:40 PM)
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Bubba
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Somebody? Anybody?
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Ozark
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SwampFox - not to pick a nit, but to be true to the PBR ad campaign and song it's "What'll you have?".
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels .
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and
mutters, 'Fork no...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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SwampFox
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Quote:
Ozark said:
SwampFox - not to pick a nit, but to be true to the PBR ad campaign and song it's "What'll you have?".
Correction made.
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SwampFox
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Now on sale at IKEA - LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove...
A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related...
Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8....
I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency...
Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him
Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says
"I tink I will ave to go home, I've come all over giddy and feel sick."
Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo?"
Paddy replies "No I only live round the corner."
After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic's swimming pool was still full.
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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Stephen Hawking went on his first date in 10 years, and when he got back, his glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, a twisted ankle and grazed knees.
Apparently she'd stood him up.
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