fish
senior member - literally
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Posts: 2464
Loc: Kingdom of Callaway
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SF Now that is truly a Mel quip 
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SwampFox
member
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from vegetarian club.
I was confused, I'd never met herbivore.
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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JimDog
Freelance Gynecologist
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 208
Loc: Columbia
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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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SwampFox
member
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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wuchang
spiritual advisor and gatekeeper to the Spirit World
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 5209
Loc: uphill
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punny stuff 
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MB2
member
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Bubba
strangesly aroused
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 3828
Loc: Lemmingstan
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Oh , boo!
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God Bless our Troops!
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SwampFox
member
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Bubba
strangesly aroused
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 3828
Loc: Lemmingstan
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Pahleeeeeeze! 
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God Bless our Troops!
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SwampFox
member
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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I know. It sucks that he didn't use enough Nanas.
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SwampFox
member
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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Dammit, still one short...
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
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Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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A farmer was milking his cow.
He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head.
Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear.
The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket.
It went in one ear and out the udder.
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Mel
member
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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I am absolutely humbled that my name has provoked over 150,000 hits on this thread. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Member DU, Delta
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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foots
the exterminator
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 5241
Loc: by my spiritual advisor, Wu
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Since Bubba is out of town, lemme just say in his absence............. 
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I was born kicking, screaming, and covered in someone elses blood. I have no problem goin out the same way.
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SwampFox
member
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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Quote:
Mel said:
I am absolutely humbled that my name has provoked over 150,000 hits on this thread. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Mel must have left the computer on again.
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
member
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.
"It's... um...well. I have five penises," replies the man.
"Wow!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?"
“Like a glove."
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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