SwampFox
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I went to the library to get a medical book to help me diagnose some abdominal pain....
But somebody had ripped the appendix out... 
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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What sign does Albert Einstein hang on the door of his office when he leaves?
Gone Fission. 
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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I got chatting to this woman at the bus-stop this morning and she told me that people call her Vivaldi.
I asked her: “Is that because you’re a brilliant violinist?"
She said: “No, it’s because my name is Viv and I work at Aldi.“
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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My American friend asked me if I had ever been abroad?
I said: "No, I've always been a fella!"
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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