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New Golf Terms
      #148148 - 05/05/08 11:41 AM

NEW GOLF TERMS...........

Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots such as "shank", "chili-dip", "skull", "duck-hook", "worm-burner", etc. Here are come new ones to add to your vocabulary.

A "Paris Hilton" - a very expensive hole.

A "James Joyce" - a putt that's an impossible read.

A "Rock Hudson" - it looked straight, but wasn't.

A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker into another.

A "Yasser Arafat" - butt ugly and in the sand.

A "John Kennedy Jr.". - didn't make it over the water.

A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed.

An "O.J. Simpson" - got away with it.

A "Princess Grace" - should have used a driver.

A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used a driver.

A "condom" - safe, but didn't feel very good.

A "Rush Limbaugh" - a bit too far to the right.

A "Nancy Pelosi" - way too far to the left.

A "Barbra Streisand" - ugly but still working.

A "Teddy Kennedy" - goes in the water, but jumps out.

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Re: New Golf Terms [Re: Mel]
      #148160 - 05/05/08 12:17 PM



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Re: New Golf Terms [Re: SwampFox]
      #148208 - 05/05/08 07:35 PM

Good ones Mel....how bout

A Mexican....needs just one more revolution.

A Linda Ronstatt.....blew by you.

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