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Pages: 1 Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Golf Rescue       #150302 - 05/24/08 03:32 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack. 'Help me dear,' she groans to her husband. The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt. His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. 'I'm dying over here and you're putting?' 'Don't worry dear', says the husband calmly, 'they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you'. 'Well how long will it take for him to get here', she asks feebly? 'No time at all', says her husband. 'Everybody's already agreed to let him play through'. -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       last_stand the gay card thrower Call Me Ragnar Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 7742 Loc: anywhere but "HomeofToto" Re: Golf Rescue [Re: Mel]       #150957 - 05/29/08 09:42 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -------------------- Sometimes you got it sometimes you get got. Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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