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Pages: 1 Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Amish Farmer       #152563 - 06/12/08 07:41 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts, 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows chit in it'.) The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English.' The Amish farmer replies, 'Use two hands, you'll get more.' -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       foots the exterminator Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 5241 Loc: by my spiritual advisor, Wu Re: Amish Farmer [Re: Mel]       #152570 - 06/12/08 09:35 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   -------------------- I was born kicking, screaming, and covered in someone elses blood. I have no problem goin out the same way. Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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