Mel
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Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Ray & Bubba(Georgia mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba, 'but we don't have a ladder.'
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,' and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'
(Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government.)
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Bubba
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67Firebird
Former political advocate
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Loc: Russellville, Mo
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Quote:
Bubba said:
I thought the long pole would arouse you. 
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