How to speak about WOMEN and be politically correct:
1) She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN" 2) She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECITIVE" 3) She is not "EASY" - She is "HORAZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE" 4) She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY" 5) She Has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION" 6) She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED" 7) She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED" 8) She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED" 9) She does not "NAG" - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE" 10)She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED" 11)She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR" 12)She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER"
How to speak about MEN and be politically correct:
1) He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY" 2) He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN" 3) He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESITGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS" 4) He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION" 5) He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers " GENERATIONAL DEFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS" 6) He does not get "FALLING DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL" 7) He does not have his "HEAD UP HIS ASS" - He developes a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION" 8) He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY" 9) He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He has "MARRIAGE DEFICT DISORDER" 10)He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED" 11)It is not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."