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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: SwampFox]
      #157700 - 08/02/08 03:40 AM



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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: SwampFox]
      #157741 - 08/02/08 02:17 PM

Video: Sharing A Beer

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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: SwampFox]
      #158308 - 08/07/08 11:21 AM

Model sues Mexican plastic surgeon for not making her nipples even after a breast implant!!

The doctor said, 'They looked good to me!'




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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: SwampFox]
      #158748 - 08/11/08 08:55 PM

I'm not sure what this means but I couldn't quit staring at it.



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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: SwampFox]
      #158823 - 08/12/08 07:46 PM

Uh, this one may get the axe from the po po up in hera....just saying.

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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: Bubba]
      #158829 - 08/12/08 08:20 PM

Yeah, I'd say pull those last two.

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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: 67Firebird]
      #158835 - 08/12/08 08:47 PM

I've seen tities posted elsewhere on the site.
I'll get a ruling.

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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: SwampFox]
      #158837 - 08/12/08 09:01 PM

As this is for the seriously deranged, it will stay for now.

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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: SwampFox]
      #158845 - 08/13/08 02:33 AM

Well, this is just grossssss...

Spider Bite?

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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: SwampFox]
      #158854 - 08/13/08 06:33 AM


that is just WRONG!!!!!!!!

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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: SwampFox]
      #158872 - 08/13/08 10:13 AM

Hey, back to the gal with the unaligned boobies. I don't know about the cockeyed guy, but the picture of the woman was photoshopped. Look closely at her left nip and you can see where it was moved from its' lower, normal, position.

As far as the guy with the spider bite, I quit watching halfway through. That's just gross - and he needs a doctor for that nasty thing.


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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: Ozark]
      #158925 - 08/13/08 08:11 PM

Good Lord.....

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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: Bubba]
      #158934 - 08/13/08 09:05 PM

Man that is way cool.

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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: foots]
      #158942 - 08/13/08 11:48 PM

Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best laugh I've had in a while


It looked like a bunch of worms to me. Coulda baited a hook with some of those.


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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: 67Firebird]
      #158946 - 08/14/08 02:15 AM

I see my day wasn't totally wasted.

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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: SwampFox]
      #159245 - 08/17/08 01:51 AM

Let's play with our minds for a moment...

Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats

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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: SwampFox]
      #159249 - 08/17/08 05:43 AM

Jesus walks into a hotel,
he lays 3 nails on the counter and asks































"..can you put me up for the night?"


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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: cook]
      #159264 - 08/17/08 11:14 AM

That is sooo wrong...

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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: cook]
      #159298 - 08/17/08 06:54 PM



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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: Bubba]
      #159333 - 08/17/08 08:57 PM



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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: SwampFox]
      #159402 - 08/18/08 01:45 PM

Origins of the word deekhed?



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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: SwampFox]
      #159789 - 08/21/08 04:06 PM

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the last Olympics that they would like to take back

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . .. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: SwampFox]
      #160099 - 08/24/08 07:12 PM

Mister Rogers the Clown

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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: SwampFox]
      #160237 - 08/26/08 12:07 AM

Penn State University spent $200,000.00 and two years studying why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. After two years the researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft simply for a mans pleasure.

The University of Nebraska did not think Penn State offered an accurate conclusion so they did the same study except they spent $300,000.00 and three years. After three years they determined that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft simply for the pleasure of women.

Texas A&M did not believe that Penn State or Nebraska had any clue as to what they were studying. So Texas A&M did a study of their own and spent $400.00 and four weeks and concluded that the head of a man's penis was there so his hand would not slip off and hit him in the forehead.

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Re: Jokes For The Seriously Deranged [Re: SwampFox]
      #160883 - 08/31/08 09:40 PM



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