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Why men don't write advice columns
      #163590 - 09/25/08 02:32 PM

WHY MEN DON'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS

Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for
work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as
usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when
the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I
walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home
I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the
neighbors 'daughter. I'm 32, my husband is 34, and the
neighbors' daughter is 22. We have been married for ten
years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that
they had been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I'd leave him. He was let go from
his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling
increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very
much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has
become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling
and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Jane

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Dear Jane:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be
caused by a variety of faults with the engine… Start by
checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it's
clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake
manifold and also check all grounding wires... If none of
these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the
fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure
to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

WALTER

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Re: Why men don't write advice columns [Re: Mel]
      #163599 - 09/25/08 05:18 PM

Hahahahahahahah... I LOVE that one Mel!

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Re: Why men don't write advice columns [Re: Scout 1]
      #163603 - 09/25/08 07:54 PM



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