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Pages: 1 Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Lost wives....       #17012 - 01/22/06 12:58 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Two old guys are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The first old guy says to the second old guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The first old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The second old guy says, "Well, she's 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?" The first old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours." Mel -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7970 Loc: Mid Mo Re: Lost wives.... [Re: Mel]       #17033 - 01/22/06 07:02 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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