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Amish Extreeme Winter Sports
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SwampFox
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Two businessmen in Toronto were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Cape Bretoner walked to the window, had a peek and in a thick Cape Breton accent asked 'What might ye be sellin' here boys ?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Cape Bretoner said, 'You are doing well ...only two left !'
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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Pat Paulson In Blackface
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Ozark
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Troops in Afghanistan prove that they've retained their sense of humor with the following:
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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Ozark
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Richard Pryor giving a news conference as the first black President in 1977. Hilarious - and there are some real parallels with today.
The First Black President
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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67Firebird
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Ozark
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New Air Force One tail number.
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SwampFox
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And they look serious!
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Ozark
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Quote:
SwampFox said:
And they look serious!
They need to chill out. Back in Africa, folks know how to work these things out.
EL OBEID, SUDAN, 13 May 2008 (IRIN) - Several hundred kilometres from the simmering conflicts between pastoralists and farmers [over natural resources] in Sudan's Darfur region, the two communities in the village of Gereigikh in North Kordofan State have learnt to cool the tension with watermelons.
"Our farmers discovered that whenever the Kawahla tribe [traditionally pastoral] brought their livestock into the fields, the animal droppings helped improve watermelon production, so the members of the Gawamha [traditionally farmers] started inviting the Kawahla to bring their livestock to the field," recalled Ad-Dukhri Al-Sayed, a community leader in Gereigikh, about 100km northeast of the state capital, El Obeid. "The situation has improved so much. Now everyone lives in peace, we never have problems."
Ya just can't make this stuff up, and no wonder those dummies are usually starving. Yep, that's what I'd grow when my kids are hungry - watermelons.
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