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New definition of UGLY
      #17704 - 01/24/06 02:30 PM


An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?

The woman says "Why no, he's 9 and she's 7.

"Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!

HARSH!



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Edited by IIFID (01/24/06 02:31 PM)


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Re: New definition of UGLY [Re: IIFID]
      #17814 - 01/24/06 07:51 PM

Now, that is REALLY cold.

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