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Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8067
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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Two women met for the first time since graduating from high
school.
One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, Did you manage to live a well planned life? "
" Why yes I did," said her friend.
"My first marriage was to a millionaire;
my second marriage was to an actor;
my third marriage was to a preacher;
and now I'm married to an undertaker."
Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"
"One for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready,
and four to go."
 
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Grrrooooooooaaannnnnn!!! 
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Member DU, Delta
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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