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Mel
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Morning Sex
      #180107 - 03/20/09 10:48 AM

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.

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Re: Morning Sex [Re: Mel]
      #180119 - 03/20/09 01:05 PM

Nice

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Re: Morning Sex [Re: Luckydog]
      #180155 - 03/20/09 07:46 PM

Very nice..

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Re: Morning Sex [Re: Mel]
      #180257 - 03/22/09 04:26 PM

Quote:

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.




Ouch.


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