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Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8067
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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The economy is so bad that . . .
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package. The small business' were GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.
PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
The most highly-paid job in America is now jury duty.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"
Motel Six won't leave the light on.
The Mafia has started laying off judges.
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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I got an "insufficent funds" notice from my bank.
Turns out I had enough money.
The bank was broke.
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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