SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Trying to figure out if that's funny or terrifying. 
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Mel
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Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years He had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.
He motioned for his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before I die", whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response.
Soon the word arrived. Harry and Nancy would be delighted to visit the priest.
As they went to the hospital, Harry commented to Nancy "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Nancy couldn't help but agree.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Nancy 's hand in his right hand and Harry's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.
Finally Nancy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
The old priest continued..."He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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You know they said a black man could become president when pigs fly.
Sure enough, within 100 days swine flu.
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Scout 1
New order Amish - not be confused with Meninite!
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Loc: Where there are no ducks
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SwampFox said:
the horror.... the horror....
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SwampFox
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That about sums it up. 
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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Barack the Magic Negro
(Sung to Puff THe Majic Drargon)
Barack the Magic Negro, stole from you and me
And frolicked as a narcissist, In a land called U-O-ME!
Little Missy Newspaper loved that rascal Barack
And brought him ploys and secret plans and cut him lots of slack. Oh,
Barack the Magic Negro, stole from you and me
And frolicked as a narcissist, In a land called U-O-ME!
Barack the Magic Negro, stole from you and me
And frolicked as a narcissist, In a land called U-O-ME!
Together they would travel on a jet with giant wings
Missy was so joyous she could not help but sing,
He bowed to kings and princes at nearly every chance
Old gray Hawks would lower their flag when Barack roared out his stance. oh!
Barack the Magic Negro, stole from you and me
And frolicked as a narcissist, In a land called U-O-ME!
Barack the Magic Negro, stole from you and me
And frolicked as a narcissist, In a land called U-O-ME!
A Barak might live forever, but not so wizened hags
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other gags.
One black night it happened, Ms. Media came no more
And Barak that mighty narcissist, he ceased his fearless roar.
His head was bent in sorrow, green notes fell like rain,
Barack no longer went to play along the messiah’s lane.
Without his life-long friend, Barack could not be brave,
So Barack the Magic Negro sadly slipped into his cave. oh!
Barack the Magic Negro, stole from you and me
And frolicked as a narcissist, In a land called U-O-ME!
Barack the Magic Negro, stole from you and me
And frolicked as a narcissist, In a land called U-O-ME!
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SwampFox
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Hop
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Posts: 1801
Loc: Now that's a 10-2 Code
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Police Report:
Lexington Police Department reports finding a man's body in the
Kentucky River just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge . The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on vibrator, and an Obama T-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his rectum.
The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare the victims family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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old lodge skins
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Loc: Porche's Prairie, MO
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Somewhere in Texas
A man is sitting in a bar far from home when Barack Obama comes on TV.
The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass.." Out of
nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the
first guy off his bar stool, then stomps out. He gets up, rubbing his
cheek and orders another beer.
Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV
and says, "She is a horse's ass too!" Out of nowhere, another local
punches him on the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.
He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country"
"Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."
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