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World's Shortest Fairy Tale
      #188490 - 07/08/09 11:03 AM

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale [Re: Mel]
      #188515 - 07/08/09 06:54 PM



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Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale [Re: redleg]
      #188530 - 07/09/09 02:17 AM

Kinda like...

The Smartest Man In The World

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