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Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8066
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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In the style of Mel..
A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD ~~
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes
from morons?
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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Scout 1
New order Amish - not be confused with Meninite!
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6778
Loc: Where there are no ducks
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Some of those are from Rowan and Martin's Laugh-in, and some from old Marx Bros. films.
But funny, very funny!
How's yer mom doing Tim?
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IIFID
Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8066
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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Scout 1 said:
Some of those are from Rowan and Martin's Laugh-in, and some from old Marx Bros. films.
But funny, very funny!
How's yer mom doing Tim?
Don't you ever check your e-mail dude? 
She got sent home yesterday. I think as much due to insurance as her health!  
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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Scout 1
New order Amish - not be confused with Meninite!
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6778
Loc: Where there are no ducks
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I just checked my email. I got one, but not from you.
Some guy in Ghana wants to send me $50 million.
So, I got that going for me.
Which is nice.
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IIFID
Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8066
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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Quote:
Scout 1 said:
I just checked my email. I got one, but not from you.
Some guy in Ghana wants to send me $50 million.
So, I got that going for me.
Which is nice.
Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.
How about a Fresca?
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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