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Ole and Sven
      #201610 - 03/16/10 11:48 AM

Ole and Sven and as the hat my father gave me said, "you can always tell a Swede but you can't tell 'em much"

Two Minnesota hunters - Ole and Sven - got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.

They managed to bag 6.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two lads objected strongly.

'Last year we got six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours.'

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.

However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Ole and Sven survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Ole asked Sven,

'Any idea where we are?'

Sven replied, 'I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year.



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