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Pages: 1 moduckdoc member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 2945 Loc: A porn site Cadillac escalade       #202103 - 03/24/10 09:36 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive just to drive that sucker before they become extinct... The salesman sat in the passenger seat describing the car and all its wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that they directed warm air to your butt in the winter cold and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. I stated the car must be a Republican car. Looking a bit confused, he asked why I thought it was a Republican car? I explained that if it were a Democrat car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round. I had to walk back to the dealership... __________________ -------------------- Freedom it isn't free, but it is worth every drop Post Extras:       SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7970 Loc: Mid Mo Re: Cadillac escalade [Re: moduckdoc]       #202109 - 03/25/10 04:50 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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