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Why hasn't anyone thought of this??
      #207442 - 08/26/10 12:56 PM

Wonder why nobody thought of this before? Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be no racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.........

This is so simple it's brilliant!

I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number...



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Re: Why hasn't anyone thought of this?? [Re: IIFID]
      #207464 - 08/26/10 03:20 PM

Brilliant!

And for Muslim passengers the explosive in the booth could be supplied, free of charge, in case they forgot to bring their own.


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Scout 1
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Re: Why hasn't anyone thought of this?? [Re: Ozark]
      #207470 - 08/26/10 03:41 PM

In the form of a suppository.

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Re: Why hasn't anyone thought of this?? [Re: Scout 1]
      #207476 - 08/26/10 03:55 PM

plaster the inside of each booth with pics of Susan Boyle...

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Re: Why hasn't anyone thought of this?? [Re: DjF]
      #207479 - 08/26/10 06:01 PM

Quote:

DjF said:
plaster the inside of each booth with pics of Susan Boyle...



naked

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Re: Why hasn't anyone thought of this?? [Re: Ozark]
      #207488 - 08/27/10 02:21 AM

Quote:

Ozark said:
Quote:

DjF said:
plaster the inside of each booth with pics of Susan Boyle...



naked



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