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Old Fart Jokes
      #20481 - 02/02/06 04:44 AM

A 75 year-old man is staying at a big hotel in Vegas. There's a knock on the door and when he opens it there stands a delectable hooker in a revealing dress.
She takes one look at the decrepit guest and says, "Sorry, I must have the wrong room."
He replies, "You've got the right room, but you're thirty years too late!"

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Re: Old Fart Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #20789 - 02/02/06 07:25 PM

That's why there is Viagra and Cialis.

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