FowlMouth
King Deano
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 2922
Loc: E MO
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so my female black lab was acting cranky, drank water like foots drinks vodka, licking her snatch like Duko licks his balls and pissed on the floor a couple of times like....well hell..who of us aint pissed on the floor
Vet says to follow her around with a tupperware bowl and catch some pee for him to sample. Needless to say, I got some strange looks from the neighbors....all but one guy...he was strangly aroused. Anyway, she had a urinary tract infection and is get antibiotics for a couple weeks.
So, if there is a lot of snatch licking around your house, there is probably some antibiotics in your future.
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67Firebird
Former political advocate
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 9172
Loc: Russellville, Mo
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hucklburry
member
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 948
Loc: Daniel Boone's Neighborhood
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"Needless to say, I got some strange looks from the neighbors....all but one guy...he was strangly aroused"
So how many houses down from Duko do you live?
Edited by hucklburry (05/12/11 05:51 PM)
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duko™
member
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 3442
Loc: east mo
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Neighbor??? That pup is out of my dawg Hooker... 
Hell, who do you think taught her how to lick her snatch????
duko
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Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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You reckon that is why PitPaul started taking yoga? So he could lick his own? 
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dabs
Reged: 12/13/05
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Loc: New Money, USA
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This place is bad for the peace of mind -
Don't know how the hell this happened or why I am admitting it - but I had a dream last night that I was in St. Louis on business and ran into duko at a bar.
The subject of the dripping snatch dog and the fact it was actually out of a batch from Hooker came up....
...dream had it that fowlmouth had not made payment on the dog and that duko had filed paperwork through his attorney last week for payment in full within 14 days or he was going to be reposses the dog and transfer ownership through the AKC to none other than Bubba.
The mind is a terrible thing to have to deal with during REM...I have been tired all day, I am sure because of this. :rotlmao:
Pay the damn bill fowlmouth - bubba don't need any snatch running around his house dripping other than his own  (meaning first person - not second or third)
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Scout 1
New order Amish - not be confused with Meninite!
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6778
Loc: Where there are no ducks
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Wayyyyyyyyy too much information on hera.
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Bubba
strangesly aroused
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 3828
Loc: Lemmingstan
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I'll take her if she can be cross trained....just sayin' 
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