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Pages: 1 IIFID Bond....Timmy Bond Reged: 12/15/05 Posts: 8066 Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan COLONSCOPY       #225578 - 01/10/12 05:25 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy, a friend of mine decided to have his next one done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where supposedly the beautiful nurses are more gentle and accommodating. As he lay naked on his side on the table, the nurse began his procedure. "Don't worry honey, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me. "I haven't got an erection," he replied. "No, but I have," replied the nurse. Moral: Don't ever get a colonoscopy done in San Francisco -------------------- Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.” Post Extras:       halfasmuch action hero Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 4349 Loc: Upper Oakville Re: COLONSCOPY [Re: IIFID]       #225589 - 01/11/12 09:07 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   when I told the doc that I was missing a few things and coulkd he check while he was up there...the anethesiologist (gas man) said " my guess is we find your wife's shoe." They have heard em all.... -------------------- The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. -Albert Einstein Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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