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Important golf terms
      #228447 - 04/24/12 02:25 PM

Golf terms

A Rock Hudson - a putt that looks straight but isn't

A Saddam Hussien - going from one bunker to another

A 'Book of Poetry' : an impossible read (used for putts)

A 'Rodney King' : over-clubbed

An 'O.J. Simpson' : getting away with one

A 'Condom' : it's safe, but it didn't feel very good

A 'Beyonce' : a bit chunky, but still on the dance floor

A 'Paris Hilton' : spoiled; wasted a good opportunity

A 'Danny DeVito' : an ugly little five footer OR A 'Joe Pesci' : a mean little five footer

A 'Sonny Bono' : straight into the trees

An 'Elton John' : a big bender that lips the rim

A Thurman Thomas: a dead yank

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