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It could have been me.........
      #233433 - 10/27/12 04:48 PM

I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday afternoon, minding my own business, and patiently waiting for the signal to turn green (even though there was no on-coming traffic).

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! . Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man ... that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

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Re: It could have been me......... [Re: Mel]
      #233441 - 10/27/12 11:05 PM



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