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Pages: 1 Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO The Little Prick       #233758 - 11/12/12 02:36 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   The Little Prick            Dave was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily. “What’s up Dave?” asked the bartender…It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth.” “It’s my six year old son…” the man replied. “Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble for fighting in school? – forget about it; it happens to boys that age” said the bartender, sympathetically. “ I only wish it was that” continued the customer ... “ but it’s far worse than that. The little bastard has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbour pregnant.” “Get away, that’s impossible!” gasped the bartender ! “It’s not” said the man. "The little prick stuck a pin in all my condoms.” !!! -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7970 Loc: Mid Mo Re: The Little Prick [Re: Mel]       #233762 - 11/12/12 03:43 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras:       daffy member Reged: 12/15/05 Posts: 467 Loc: Jeff County, MO Re: The Little Prick [Re: SwampFox]       #233790 - 11/14/12 01:27 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Good one Mel! -------------------- Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple - Gwyneth Paltrow. -- Chris Rock Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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