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Re: Just For Mel [Re: Burrhead]
      #237537 - 05/01/13 07:31 PM

SF Now that is truly a Mel quip

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Re: Just For Mel [Re: fish]
      #237610 - 05/05/13 12:52 AM



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Re: Just For Mel [Re: SwampFox]
      #237700 - 05/11/13 04:37 PM

This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from vegetarian club.

I was confused, I'd never met herbivore.

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Re: Just For Mel [Re: SwampFox]
      #237724 - 05/13/13 05:56 PM



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Re: Just For Mel [Re: SwampFox]
      #237725 - 05/13/13 06:17 PM



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Re: Just For Mel [Re: SwampFox]
      #237745 - 05/14/13 05:50 PM



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Re: Just For Mel [Re: SwampFox]
      #237895 - 05/22/13 03:22 PM

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Re: Just For Mel [Re: JimDog]
      #237904 - 05/23/13 11:45 AM



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Re: Just For Mel [Re: SwampFox]
      #237905 - 05/23/13 12:38 PM

punny stuff

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Re: Just For Mel [Re: wuchang]
      #237910 - 05/24/13 03:20 AM



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Re: Just For Mel [Re: MB2]
      #237913 - 05/24/13 02:17 PM

Oh , boo!

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Re: Just For Mel [Re: Bubba]
      #238064 - 06/04/13 02:08 PM



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Re: Just For Mel [Re: SwampFox]
      #238162 - 06/12/13 02:18 AM



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Re: Just For Mel [Re: SwampFox]
      #238173 - 06/12/13 12:03 PM



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Re: Just For Mel [Re: SwampFox]
      #238180 - 06/13/13 02:29 AM



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Re: Just For Mel [Re: SwampFox]
      #238185 - 06/13/13 12:42 PM

Pahleeeeeeze!

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Re: Just For Mel [Re: Bubba]
      #238200 - 06/14/13 02:34 AM

I know. It sucks that he didn't use enough Nanas.

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Re: Just For Mel [Re: SwampFox]
      #238206 - 06/15/13 02:11 AM



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Re: Just For Mel [Re: SwampFox]
      #238211 - 06/15/13 01:25 PM

Dammit, still one short...

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Re: Just For Mel [Re: SwampFox]
      #238376 - 06/29/13 12:57 AM



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Re: Just For Mel [Re: SwampFox]
      #239126 - 08/09/13 01:44 PM

A farmer was milking his cow.
He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head.
Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear.
The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket.
It went in one ear and out the udder.

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Re: Just For Mel [Re: SwampFox]
      #239127 - 08/09/13 01:50 PM

I am absolutely humbled that my name has provoked over 150,000 hits on this thread. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Re: Just For Mel [Re: Mel]
      #239135 - 08/09/13 08:26 PM

Since Bubba is out of town, lemme just say in his absence.............

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Re: Just For Mel [Re: Mel]
      #239136 - 08/10/13 02:10 AM

Quote:

Mel said:
I am absolutely humbled that my name has provoked over 150,000 hits on this thread. Thank you, thank you, thank you.




Mel must have left the computer on again.

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Re: Just For Mel [Re: SwampFox]
      #239141 - 08/10/13 04:05 PM

A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.
"It's... um...well. I have five penises," replies the man.
"Wow!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?"
“Like a glove."

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