Cafeoutdoors.com: Things are different in the Outback

Not sure why this make me think of Duko but..

An English tourist was driving through the Outback when he noticed a man on the side of the road having sex with a Kangaroo.

A few k’s further on he came upon a small Outback town, parked his car and went into the pub for a drink.

He grabbed a beer and had a look around the bar and noticed a one legged guy sitting in the corner masturbating without a care in the world.

The English tourist turned to the barman and said “What sort of country is this! A few K’s down the road there was a guy having sex with a kangaroo and that guy in the corner is masturbating in full view of everyone.”

The barman said, “ You heartless Pommie b@stard, he’s only got one leg, how do you expect him to catch a kangaroo?”

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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”