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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy.
      #258913 - 03/18/19 04:37 AM

A plane is on its way to Washington DC, when Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, is in economy class, gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the Congresswoman that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.
Cortez replies, "I'm a Democrat, I'm beautiful, I'm socialist, I'm going to DC and I'm staying right here.”
The flight attendant goes into the cork and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is a Democrat sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to Cortez and tries to explain that, because she only paid for economy, she will have to leave first class and return to economy.
Cortez replies, "I'm a Democrat, I'm beautiful, I'm socialist, I'm going to DC and I'm staying right here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest the Congresswoman who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, "You say she is a Democrat socialist? I'll handle this. I'm married to a liberal. I speak socialist."
He goes back to the Democrat and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry.", then gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to her to make her move without any fuss.
"I told her, 'First class isn’t going to D.C.!!!!’”

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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: SwampFox]
      #258914 - 03/18/19 05:54 AM

True wisdom

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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: wuchang]
      #258918 - 03/18/19 09:35 AM



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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: 67Firebird]
      #258967 - 03/24/19 10:38 AM

Ocasio-Cortez, "Do you have kids?"
Me, "One that's under two."
Ocasio-Cortez, "I know how many one is."

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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: 67Firebird]
      #258970 - 03/24/19 08:59 PM

Perfect

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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: wuchang]
      #258971 - 03/25/19 06:27 AM





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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: fish]
      #259006 - 03/27/19 04:30 AM

Ocasio-Cortez writes everything in lower case letters
because she hates capitalism.

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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: SwampFox]
      #259015 - 03/28/19 10:09 AM



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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: 67Firebird]
      #259020 - 03/29/19 10:18 AM

Will the Muller Report be available in coloring book format for Ocasio-Cortez?

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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: SwampFox]
      #259077 - 04/04/19 07:52 PM

Interviewer: What do you think of Roe VS Wade?

Cortez: It's the only 2 ways of getting across the Rio Grande.

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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: SwampFox]
      #259108 - 04/11/19 04:27 AM

Ocasio-Cortez: So you are saying Hanna isn't the capital of Montana?

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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: SwampFox]
      #259196 - 04/25/19 08:03 PM

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,"In Venezuela they have hot dogs made from reals dogs. Not some cheap knock-off like we do here.

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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: SwampFox]
      #259260 - 05/07/19 04:21 PM

Some things can't be made up...

Ocasio-Cortez blown away by first experience with a garbage disposal

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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: SwampFox]
      #260374 - 09/13/19 04:14 PM



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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: 67Firebird]
      #260375 - 09/13/19 07:24 PM

Good one

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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: wuchang]
      #260440 - 09/27/19 12:08 PM



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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: 67Firebird]
      #260441 - 09/27/19 03:49 PM



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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: wuchang]
      #262670 - 02/26/21 11:08 AM

AOC was so relieved when she
her IQ test results came back negative.

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Re: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... this is too easy. [Re: SwampFox]
      #262673 - 02/27/21 07:46 AM

Quote:

SwampFox said:
AOC was so relieved when she
her IQ test results came back negative.




That was too easy.........


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