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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: MB2]
      #260311 - 09/06/19 05:27 AM



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #260987 - 01/25/20 06:43 PM

Did I read that sign right? Signs of the times.

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a second hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #260990 - 01/26/20 07:49 AM

And thus do we learn the mysteries of modern life

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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: wuchang]
      #261035 - 02/02/20 11:15 PM

One does what one can...

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