SwampFox
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My daughter is making
hand sanitizer.
Thought I’d try it.
It tastes like 151 and coke.
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SwampFox
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As we enter week 2 of the lock down I can't help but think of Osama Bin Laden.
Stuck in his house for 5 years with 3 wives.
I wonder if he called the Navy Seals himself?
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Edited by SwampFox (04/06/20 08:56 AM)
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SwampFox
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Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids?
Me: Doctor, Fluids are all I drink.
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SwampFox
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Whoever said one person can't change the world never ate under cooked bat.
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SwampFox
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The telephone rings, and the wife answers.
A pervert with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight bald ass."
Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching TV - whom shall I say is calling?"
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SwampFox
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Quarantine day 7: Today I melted an ice cube with my mind. It took a lot longer than I expected.
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SwampFox
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Of all the things I learned in grade school,
avoiding cooties was the last one I expected to use.
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SwampFox
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I'm finally grounded for all the things I got away with as a teen.
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SwampFox
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I would ask how your
weekend went but
the term has
becoming meaningless.
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SwampFox
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Covid 19 tip:
If you run out of food
look for a house with a
Vote Bernie sign.
They don't own guns.
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SwampFox
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Wife and I masked up and went to Sam's today.
When we got back home and took the masks off
it was not my wife.
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SwampFox
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We are called essential because
ceiling us sacrificial
would be too honest.
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SwampFox
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NUMBER TO REPORT NEIGHBORS GETTING FRESH AIR OR HUMAN CONNECTION
1(800) IMA-NAZI
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SwampFox
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The Rapture has taken place.
We were all left behind.
Toilet paper shelves are empty because, "The roll was called up yonder".
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SwampFox
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i have the most loving wife.
Last night I woke to find her
holding a pillow over my face
to protect me from the virus.
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SwampFox
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Hormel Foods made their first batch of spam in 1937.
As a result of all the food hoarding
they will make their second batch this week.
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SwampFox
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I didn't buy a 2020 planner
this year so I've got that
going for me.
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SwampFox
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As kids, the threat from quicksand and piranhas was exaggerated.
Who knew the threat from cooties was real?
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SwampFox
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Do you th9nk this quarantine can bring me down?
I've been in the military.
I can hurry up and wait forever.
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SwampFox
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King Felipe VI has been quarantined to his jet.
Now the reign of Spain stays mainly on the plane.
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SwampFox
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I didn't know grandma
had a gun
until I coughed.
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SwampFox
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The Power Ball is up to an 18 pack of Charmin.
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SwampFox
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I wonder if all this is happening because
I didn't forward that letter to 10 other people?
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Edited by SwampFox (04/06/20 11:19 AM)
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SwampFox
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A dolphin just told me,"So long and thanks for all the fish."
Does anyone know what that means?
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SwampFox
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Suddenly having a mask, duct tape, rope
and plastic sheeting in your trunk is normal.
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