SwampFox
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Tomorrow is National Home School Tornado Drill Day. Your kids have to lock themselves in the basement till you give the all clear.
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SwampFox
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Singles Ad: Man with TP looking for woman with sanitizer for good clean fun.
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SwampFox
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After a couple of weeks of quarantine I saw a neighbor walking past the house. I ran to the window and started yelling at them. Now I know how my dog feels.
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SwampFox
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People are so afraid right now you could rob a bank with a booger.
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SwampFox
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Homeschooling update: My child just requested a different teacher for next year.
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SwampFox
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My scale this morning: Please social distance. Only weigh one person at a time.
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SwampFox
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I will continue social distancing from some of you after this is over.
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SwampFox
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Empty airports mean CNN lost 99% of their viewers.
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SwampFox
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Every country has the coronavirus but China got it right off the bat.
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SwampFox
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Does anyone know if we can start taking showers again? Or do we just keep washing our hands?
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SwampFox
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Our internet connection is so slow that we turned on the churches live feed and saw John The Baptist.
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SwampFox
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The first reported case of looting was by Chuck and Nancy.
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SwampFox
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In an isolationship.
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SwampFox
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Gas cheapest it's been in 30 years. Can't drive. Airline tickets dirt cheap. Can't fly. We are stuck in an Alanis Morisette song.
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SwampFox
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I finished Netflix today.
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SwampFox
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I told my wife I was thankful I had someone I liked to be quarantined with. She said,"Must be nice."
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SwampFox
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Not a single zombie. This apocalypses sucks.
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SwampFox
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Homeschooling question: Does having your kids make cork count as a chemistry lesson?
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SwampFox
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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
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SwampFox
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If the food runs out we still have each other.
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SwampFox
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If it all goes sideways remember that impalements at the gate make for more gracious guest.
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SwampFox
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My house got TP'd last night. Now it's worth $875.500.
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SwampFox
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I wonder how many social drinkers are beginning to sense they have a problem?
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SwampFox
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There should be a decrease in home invasions. Everyone has guns and enough bleach and paper towels to clean up the evidence.
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SwampFox
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PSA: DUI Checkpoint - Corner of Hallway & Kitchen.
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