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New Minneapolis 911 call after disbanding their police dept
      #261904 - 06/08/20 03:15 PM

Citizen: HELP!!!!!! People are breaking down my front door and are yelling they are going to kill me

911 Dispatcher: Please hold for the next available psychologist


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Re: New Minneapolis 911 call after disbanding their police dept [Re: wuchang]
      #261905 - 06/08/20 03:44 PM



Sadly, that's the direction some would like to see them take.


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Re: New Minneapolis 911 call after disbanding their police dept [Re: DuckMeRunnin]
      #261906 - 06/08/20 08:01 PM

911 Dispatcher: "Sending thoughts and prayers"

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Re: New Minneapolis 911 call after disbanding their police dept [Re: wuchang]
      #261907 - 06/09/20 01:06 AM

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wuchang said:
Citizen: HELP!!!!!! People are breaking down my front door and are yelling they are going to kill me




911 Dispatcher: You're racist for trying to stop them from earning a living, or having a good time. If you survive, we'll send someone to arrest you.


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Re: New Minneapolis 911 call after disbanding their police dept [Re: 67Firebird]
      #261909 - 06/09/20 09:19 AM

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67Firebird said:
Quote:

wuchang said:
Citizen: HELP!!!!!! People are breaking down my front door and are yelling they are going to kill me




911 Dispatcher: You're racist for trying to stop them from earning a living, or having a good time. If you survive, we'll send someone to arrest you.




The Firebird taking no prisoners

Had to clean the keyboard after reading


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Re: New Minneapolis 911 call after disbanding their police dept [Re: wuchang]
      #261910 - 06/10/20 02:34 AM



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