DuckNurse
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 53
Loc: Cape Girardeau
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A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom Is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy." His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your father".
He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother."
The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Mira, abuelita, I'm a white boy " His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him Back to his mother.
His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already don't like you Mexicans." 
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Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Viva Americano!! 
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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Four women were driving across the country. Each
one was from a different place: Nebraska, Georgia,
California and Mexico.
Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Georgia
started pulling peaches from her bag and throwing them
out of the window.
"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.
"We have so many of these darn things in Georgia,
I'm just sick of looking at them!"
A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began
pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them
from the window.
"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from
California.
"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I
am just sick of looking at them!"
Inspired, the gal from California opened the car
door and kicks out the Mexican.
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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