Cafeoutdoors.com: Living on a budget

After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses.... I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

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The difference between genius and stupidity
is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein