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Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8067
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. And then I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do'
bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School'
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian
fish emblem on the trunk.
So naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."
  
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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Mel
member
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Maybe, she should go for a drive with Ted Kennedy.
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Member DU, Delta
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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season
member
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 94
Loc: mo
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And then I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do'
bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School'
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian
fish emblem on the trunk.
I think you just offended every conservative friend you had. 
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67Firebird
Former political advocate
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 9180
Loc: Russellville, Mo
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Quote:
season said:
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And then I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do'
bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School'
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian
fish emblem on the trunk.
I think you just offended every conservative friend you had.
I think not. 
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