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Bond....Timmy Bond
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Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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Birds and Bees 2006 Edition
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We went into a secured site, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
You've Got Male!"
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
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Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Boo!!! Hiss!!! I think my hard drive just crashed. 
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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griffin
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Reged: 12/13/05
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I'm considering deleting this whole damn forum after that one.
griffin
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"The Irish are one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever." - Sigmund Freud
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Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8067
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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At least put them in the "Just For Mel" thread so the rest of us know not to look. 
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8067
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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Will do....
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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Mel
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Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Quote:
SwampFox said:
At least put them in the "Just For Mel" thread so the rest of us know not to look.
How did I get drug into this fine mess???
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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