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Bulletin!!!!!!
      #33512 - 03/27/06 02:04 PM

Seniors are the nation's leading carriers of AIDS!

Hearing AIDS
Band AIDS
Roll AIDS
Walking AIDS
Medical AIDS
Government AIDS
Most of all - monetary AID to their kids

The golden years have come at last. I cannot see, I cannot pee, I cannot chew, I cannot screw, My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, no sense of smell, I look like hell, my body is drooping, got trouble pooping. The golden years have come at last. THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS!!!

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Re: Bulletin!!!!!! [Re: Mel]
      #33645 - 03/28/06 03:36 AM

Old age ain't so great, but it sure beats the alternative!

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