Pitbull
FEtch's Son in Law
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Just bought some underarmor heat gear to wear under my vest...my gawd this must be what a condom feels like  
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moduckdoc
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There are many that wish your father had known what one had felt like.
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wuchang
spiritual advisor and gatekeeper to the Spirit World
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Quote:
moduckdoc said:
There are many that wish your father had known what one had felt like.
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FowlMouth
King Deano
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a condom is wrapped around a dick, so is your underarmor shirt
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3s
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 Can't breeve!!
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wuchang
spiritual advisor and gatekeeper to the Spirit World
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Quote:
FowlMouth said:
a condom is wrapped around a dick, so is your underarmor shirt
strike 2
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MB2
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I betcha it's a short, stubby condom!
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DuckMeRunnin
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Pit,
I'm pretty sure it's better to know what one feels like, than what one tastes like.
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moduckdoc
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Mike, Why do you just keep doing this to yourself? 
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Pitbull
FEtch's Son in Law
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can somebody please delete this thread...i'ma little low on blood right now
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Burrhead
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Start pulling it up over your head so it makes a resivoir tip and then you'll not only know what it feels like, but looks like as well. 
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wuchang
spiritual advisor and gatekeeper to the Spirit World
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Quote:
PaulRevere said:
can somebody please delete this thread...i'ma little low on blood right now
Nope---
it is now a 'sticky'
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DuckMeRunnin
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PR,
Try wearing a necktie every day. It holds the foreskin down.
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moduckdoc
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Put a Tire around your belly and shazaam you have a rooster ring.
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Deadeye
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Did'nt you wake up with one in you arse at the last Delta dinner
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foots
the exterminator
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I think that pretty much covers it, but I would add just one thing that's true. You can't make this sh1t up.
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I was born kicking, screaming, and covered in someone elses blood. I have no problem goin out the same way.
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DMac
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Quote:
Deadeye said:
Did'nt you wake up with one in you arse at the last Delta dinner
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
snort.....gasp.....gasp.....wheeze.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!
Please stop......I'm dyin' hera....
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dabs
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This is......well.....just........I would have to say...
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funnier than hell.
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Mel
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You know, this might just be the funniest thread I have ever seen on here. Watching an idiot verbally slice his own wrists is priceless!!!!
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foots
the exterminator
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You're just partial to him Mel.
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Mel
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Looks like I have a lot of company, too. 
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67Firebird
Former political advocate
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Mike getting ready for work;
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PitbullWannabe
Fetch's Son
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Paul TheQueer:
I finally bit the bullet and read this thread. Initially, when I saw that you had Posted it many days ago, I decided that it most likely was not worth the reading time. That decision was based solely on history, and not personal prejudices. Historically speaking, anything you Post is not worth the reading time.
Boredom at times will cause a person to read most anything on these pages, and I am bored.
With that in mind, let's look at this Post objectively:
You state:
"Just bought some underarmor heat gear to wear under my vest...my gawd this must be what a condom feels like"
More appropriately, I do believe the Post would make more sense, and ring much truer, if you were to say instead:
"Just bought some underarmor heat gear to wear under my vest...my gawd this must be what a dik feels like"
That statement will still be misleading, since I am sure you already knew when you Posted that exclamation, exactly what a dik feels like: In yer azz.
Pitbull
Edited by Pitbull (05/12/06 01:33 PM)
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Bald Knobber
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-------------ahhhhhhhh--Pit what part did you edit ?---------------
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