Cafeoutdoors.com: Enterprising Old Lady

A little old lady is walking down the street,
dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in
each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and
every once in a while a $20 bill falls out of it
onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am,
there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."

"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go
back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for
the warning!"

Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?"

Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my
back yard backs up to the parking lot of the
football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of
fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my
flower beds!"
So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big
hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his
little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off
it comes!"

Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good
luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them
pay up........"

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