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Impossible Questions
      #40552 - 05/13/06 06:17 AM

The average American cube dweller is most likely to steal this. What is it?

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: MB2]
      #40568 - 05/13/06 01:25 PM

Time.

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: Mel]
      #40589 - 05/13/06 09:37 PM

Incorrect

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: MB2]
      #40691 - 05/15/06 02:25 PM

an elephant?

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: IIFID]
      #40700 - 05/15/06 02:42 PM

stapler

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: BruceCarp]
      #40705 - 05/15/06 03:00 PM

Stamps.

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: davet]
      #40708 - 05/15/06 03:08 PM

since I am not average, I haven't a clue!!!

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: DjF]
      #40719 - 05/15/06 03:56 PM

All are incorrect, davet is the warmest.

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: MB2]
      #40737 - 05/15/06 04:57 PM

post-it notes

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: IIFID]
      #40739 - 05/15/06 05:04 PM

envelopes

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: BruceCarp]
      #40741 - 05/15/06 05:15 PM

~~*BING! BING! BING!*~~

Paper is exactumundo.


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Impossible Question #2 [Re: MB2]
      #40843 - 05/16/06 06:49 AM

Americans eat an average of 8 of these a year.

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Re: Impossible Question #2 [Re: MB2]
      #40854 - 05/16/06 11:03 AM

I don't know about the rest of America, but in Iowa they eat at least 8 BOOGERS per year and more often than not it's a lot higher. If you remove Iowa from the results the average number of BOOGERS eaten per year drops to less than 1.

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Re: Impossible Question #2 [Re: Whackattack]
      #40858 - 05/16/06 11:11 AM

Miss Bud,
Are we talking married or single guys?

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: MB2]
      #40877 - 05/16/06 12:51 PM

Quote:

MissBudweiser said:
All are incorrect, davet is the warmest.




Spiders, unintentionally.

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: chicobrownbear]
      #40878 - 05/16/06 12:55 PM

can't be crow, Timmy eats that all of the time which would scew the average!!!

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: DjF]
      #40887 - 05/16/06 01:20 PM

Nice...real forkin' nice Dan-o!


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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: IIFID]
      #40889 - 05/16/06 01:42 PM



next one's on me....

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: DjF]
      #40894 - 05/16/06 02:01 PM

the next Crow???

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: IIFID]
      #40900 - 05/16/06 02:15 PM

guess we do need to get a wings lunch planned here on the west-side....

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: DjF]
      #40944 - 05/16/06 03:58 PM

It's a type of sammich.

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: MB2]
      #40949 - 05/16/06 04:16 PM

PB&J...I eat about 8 of them a week!

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: DjF]
      #40953 - 05/16/06 04:29 PM

A hot sammich

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: MB2]
      #41001 - 05/16/06 06:40 PM

A knuckle sammich?

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Re: Impossible Questions [Re: IIFID]
      #41114 - 05/17/06 01:47 PM

A grilled cheese sammich.

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