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Scoutmaster Duko
      #42027 - 05/25/06 11:19 AM

Dear Mom & Dad,

Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and two sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened.
Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Duko got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up?
The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes. Matthew is going to look weird until his hair grows back. We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Duko gets the bus fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we left. Scoutmaster Duko said that with a bus that old you have to expect some thing to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance. We think it's a neat bus.
He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the fenders. It gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrol man stopped and talked to us. Scoutmaster Duko is a neat guy. Don't worry, he's a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Jesse how to drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks.
This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in the lake. Scoutmaster Duko wouldn't let me because I can't swim, and Adam was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood.
Scoutmaster Duko isn't crabby like some Scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about us not wearing life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the bus so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.
Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Andrew dived into the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works. Steven and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Duko said it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our Scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedal file?
I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters and buy some more beer. Don't worry about anything. We are fine.
Love,
Deano

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Re: Scoutmaster Duko [Re: IIFID]
      #42039 - 05/25/06 12:24 PM

Funny, I seen a similar joke the other day...It went like this.


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IIFID is a jackass!

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IIFID
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Re: Scoutmaster Duko [Re: duko™]
      #42052 - 05/25/06 01:28 PM

OUCH! Did I hit a nerve there brother?
back atcha!

I expect a similar response (or worse) from Deano!


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Re: Scoutmaster Duko [Re: IIFID]
      #42057 - 05/25/06 02:17 PM

Wow!! I was worried. I just knew IIFID was fixing to say he consorted with PitPaul while in the BSA.

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Re: Scoutmaster Duko [Re: Mel]
      #42072 - 05/25/06 04:02 PM

That was LOOOOOWWW Mel...really low!

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Re: Scoutmaster Duko [Re: IIFID]
      #42082 - 05/25/06 04:21 PM



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Re: Scoutmaster Duko [Re: Mel]
      #42383 - 05/28/06 03:45 AM

You boys ain't right.

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Re: Scoutmaster Duko [Re: SwampFox]
      #42406 - 05/28/06 04:58 PM

Nobody ever said we were.

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