Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
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Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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Old Gooser
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 621
Loc: Snookies home town
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Ok I give up, thank you to everyone who voted for the BMOFO, (GOD save the king)
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