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Pages: 1 DjF little buddie Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 5410 Loc: staring at an empty mailbox... Mowin the Lawn       #574 - 12/14/05 03:42 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   One hot Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair in the shade, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I took a drink from my glass of PBR, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Bans and stared directly at this nosey femaledog and then calmly replied... "I am, and that's why she cuts the grass." -------------------- somewhere between "Hi, how can we help you?" and "Get off my lawn!" Post Extras:       Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Re: Mowin the Lawn [Re: DjF]       #2263 - 12/16/05 04:23 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Just you and Bob, huh? -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       Fudd..Elmer Fudd member Reged: 12/19/05 Posts: 47 Loc: Mo. Re: Mowin the Lawn [Re: Mel]       #4507 - 12/21/05 01:34 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Ya got that on rite little buddy!!!!!!!! -------------------- Goin huntin, yep, yep goin to get me that wascly wabbit. Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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