IIFID
Bond....Timmy Bond
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Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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"It was just a simple misunderstanding, your Honor," testified Duko who was charged with indecent exposure.
"Explain that statement!" demanded the Judge.
"Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman, so I showed her."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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duko™
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Amen Brotha!!!  
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Mel
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Makes perfect sense to me.
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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IIFID
Bond....Timmy Bond
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Posts: 8067
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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Then the judge asked to see the "offending member" and after Duko showed him, he immediately released Duko due to insufficient evidence.
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Mel
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Quote:
IIFID said:
Then the judge asked to see the "offending member" and after Duko showed him, he immediately released Duko due to insufficient evidence.
Now, that ain't nice, Timmy.
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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duko™
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The insufficient evidence was due to the fact they couldn't find a tape measure long enough to measure it with. You see, there was confusion from the start, as they were initially looking for a suspect in the age range of 1 to 3 weeks, due to the suspect being identified as 12's long and 13 ounces. However, upon realization that it was in reference to my man hood, the female judge quickly called for a 3 hour chamber meeting, at which I proved to her "if it doesn't fit, you must acquit"! 
duko
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IIFID
Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8067
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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Long Dong Duko! 
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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